As much as I wanted to rate this well...
It utterly fails at everything that made IWBTG unique, entertaining, and the like.
I cannot condone the creator of this game giving it poor responsiveness and little bug testing, then claiming "They're not problems, they're FEATURES!"
I enjoyed IWBTG. It was fun, every death in it felt like it was my own fault.
Author of this game: You have not made a hard game, you have made a game which is sound in design but an utter abortion in execution.
Your game is not HARD, it is BAD, and you need to learn the difference.